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Leather male masturbator from the 18th Century is discovered by archaeologists at ancient Polish training arena for swordsmen

A 250-year-old male masturbator has been found by archaeologists in a dig associated with an ancient toilet in Poland.

The eight-inch leather dildo that has a wooden head was discovered during an excavation with an old school of swordsmanship inside coastal area of Gdansk.

A spokesman for that Regional Office for that Protection of Monuments in Gdansk, said: 'It was found inside latrine and starts back to the wife or husband of the eighteenth century.

'Whether which was by accident or deliberately is anyone's guess though.'

Archaeologists at the website earlier discovered old swords leading the crooks to suspect which the place once was a school of swordsmanship.

The artifact has now been removed for preservation work.

Dildos have been located in some form throughout history, with Upper Palaeolithic artefacts previously discovered being reportedly likely used by sexual pleasure.

For millenia, phallic objects have already been used symbolically as a technique to boost fertility and reduce the chances of evil spirits - however their use as sexual aids features a long history, too.

A 28,000-year-old phallus recently obtained in Germany is quoted because oldest known 'adult toy' ever found.

While phalluses produced from stone, wood, leather and in some cases camel dung have be found during excavations, or referenced throughout historical text and images. 

And an Austrian museum even contains the world's oldest condom on display along with four other condom fragments dated from around 1650.

These were present in a toilet at Dudley Castle in England.

General Karangi leaves Kenya Defence Forces , Uhuru re-organisation the Government April 2014

The statement from statehouse reads... 

As part of the continued alignment of functions in my administration, and in order to enhance service delivery, I have today made the following changes in Government:

Kenya Defence Forces

1. Reflecting democratic values, fidelity to our constitution in regard to the primacy of civilian oversight to the security sector, the Defence Council sat today and agreed on the succession of another set of general staff officer cadre to lead our Defence Forces.

General Dr. Julius Waweru Karangi will commence the handover process starting next week pending retirement as Chief of Defence Forces after more than four decades of distinguished service to our country, the region and humankind.

I take this opportunity to thank General Karangi for his dedicated service to Kenya that was marked by diligence, great commitment, humility and patriotism.

General Karangi leaves our Defence Forces in a much better place both professionally and operationally.

On the advice of the National Defence Council, I have today promoted Lieutenant-General Samson J. Mwathethe to General and appointed him Chief of Defence Forces-Designate.

Further, I have appointed Lieutenant-General Joseph K. Kasaon as the Vice Chief of Defence Forces-Designate. I have also promoted Major-General Leonard M. Ngondi to Lieutenant-General and appointed him Kenya Army Commander-Designate.

Re-organisation of Government

2. Cognisant of the need to focus attention on water as a driver of agricultural development, I have created a Ministry of Water and Irrigation Services. I have nominated the Hon. Eugene Wamalwa as the Cabinet Secretary.

3. In addition, I have nominated the following personalities to serve in Government.

a) Amb. Dr. Monica Juma, nominee for the position of Secretary to the Cabinet

b) Retired Major-General Gordon Kihalangwa, nominee for the position of Principal Secretary, Department of Interior, Ministry of Interior and Coordination of National Government

4. I have also appointed Mr. Nzioka Waita as Secretary of Delivery in the Executive Office of the President.

I look forward to the National Assembly, in line with its mandate, to vet the nominees as soon as possible.

List of names of individuals & firms associated with Al-Shabaab - Kenya Gazette

Heshan de Silva,Kenya's 26-year-old dollar multimillionaire Quits from Social Media

Heshan de Silva,Kenya's 26-year-old dollar multimillionaire has quit from Social Media after a PR firm claimed he is not a genuine brand. here is the press release from the PR firm.

In response to the social media bullying, Hesh had to say this...

Building under construction collapses in Roysambu

Residential building  collapses in Roysambu

Breaking News - Garissa University Attacked by Gunmen April 2nd

Gunmen this morning attacked Garissa university college firing indiscriminately and sending students scrambling for cover, witnesses and media reports said. The police has issued a statement concerning this attack. see below.

STATEMENT: NAIROBI SENATOR MIKE SONKO STEPS ASIDE TO PAVE WAY FOR INVESTIGATIONS

I have learnt with surprise and dismay that my name is included in the list of the people being investigated by the Ethics and Anti-Corruption Commission on their report dated 20th March 2015, allegedly over a tender at the Kenya Pipeline Company. I wish to state as follows:

That I have no influence over KPC and its procurement system. KPC is a state corporation with a respectable management team and a board of directors. I serve in none. The only connection I have with the parastatal is that it is headquartered in the county of Nairobi where I am the Senator.

That I have not been informed of any wrong doing that I am said to have engaged in. EACC team know where to find me, they have not made any effort to contact me or request for any information or assistance from me. I am therefore left to conclude that the investigations against me are motivated by ill will and malice.

Since we all know that CORRUPTION has painfully bled our country for so long and made many tax paying Kenyans to suffer for lack of proper service delivery propelled by greedy individuals. 

We also know that this dragon called CORRUPTION must be fought for our country to prosper.

It is because of these reasons and in support of His Excellency the President Uhuru Kenyatta's directive that those mentioned should step aside to facilitate investigations, I hereby announce that I have forthwith stepped aside as the Senator for Nairobi, Majority Deputy Chief Whip Senate, Member Roads &Transport; National Security & foreign Relations and Joint Committee on National Cohesion & Equal Opportunity committees. I will vacate my county office, and only return after my name is cleared. Kenya is bigger than Sonko, Kidero and all the mentioned elected leaders.

In the meantime, I remain loyal to the government and HE the President and will support efforts to build our beloved nation of Kenya. I urge all other elected leaders mentioned to also show goodwill and step aside.

In conclusion, I wish to reiterate that the allegations against me are utterly false. I will however remain loyal to HE the president and the great people of Nairobi and all Kenyans in general. However the SONKO RESCUE TEAM will continue to provide services to the great beloved people of Nairobi.

May God bless Kenya.