Thursday, September 22, 2011
Interesting Comments about the President Security Team
There are so many haters especially some 'whites' when it comes to blacks and africa. When i watched this video on YouTube i LMAO when i read the comments... see some of them below.
Thursday, September 1, 2011
Interesting Facts about Kikuyus
Kikuyu Doesn't......
Does not know how to cook pilau...his idea of pilau is cooking rice and then putting yellowish colouring (pilau njeri/mwitu!)
Don't know how to cook food without cabbages Does not walk side by side with the wife, the poor woman trots along at a distance behind Cannot say 'Santa's short suit shrunk' ... introduce his family by names.... they are introduced in wholesale 'aya ni andu akwa' and men introduce their spouses as 'uyu niwe mama wa gwakwa' Or 'Uyu niwe nyina wa ciana' admit that he is raking in tonnes of cash...he answers - 'tunajaribu tu' to the question of how well business is doing.
Always says they are “broke” – meaning he has millions but will not spend on luxuries like a new sofa set but will buy mugunda worth millions in a second ; Must always buy a pick up in their lifetime even though they live in the city and have no interest in farming;
Idea of a hot date is a chemsha /choma base with a hard bench in inda/Kenyatta mkt/ ngara/kiamaiko Doesn’t drink coffee/ go to java though they plant coffee in hectares in shuggz Does not use funky names for his business. Njugunas, Gicheris, Kamaus , Wa Mwangi , Wa Peter, Waitherero, etc will do just fine. A version involving his names and spouses will be fine as well; Muthokam Enterprises (Muthoni-Kamau), Jokabi Butchery (John-Nyokabi).
Their Women like to refer themselves as 'Mama njeri, Mama Ken, Mama Shiku, Mama Waithera' etc during an introduction, instead of 'Mrs Kamau, Mrs Otieno, Mrs Nyachae or Mrs Kinyua.' Reference to the husband is usually kept at the periphery. Or the new upgrade 'Wa Ken' Wa Njeri' Wa Shiro'
All Kikuyus named Kamau have another name to disambiguate: Kamau Mbeca, Kamau makanika, Kamau wa premio, Kamau wa ngūkū, Kamau waa Mwangi, Kamau wa thimū, Kamau wa camera, Kamau wa buroti, Kamau mwarimo, Kamau wa bisha.. Kamau fetinari .kamau kabugugi,Kamau wa mboco,Kamau wa redio, Kamau ndongomothi Kamau wa gucora . .
Doesn't understand why everybody doesn't speak gikuyu and is disappointed they can't stand hearing speak roundly to his friend (on the phone, in hospital, in the Indian Ocean, in Plaistow)...
Doesn't buy mercedes, he buys a probox and a pickup.
Does not know how to cook pilau...his idea of pilau is cooking rice and then putting yellowish colouring (pilau njeri/mwitu!)
Don't know how to cook food without cabbages Does not walk side by side with the wife, the poor woman trots along at a distance behind Cannot say 'Santa's short suit shrunk' ... introduce his family by names.... they are introduced in wholesale 'aya ni andu akwa' and men introduce their spouses as 'uyu niwe mama wa gwakwa' Or 'Uyu niwe nyina wa ciana' admit that he is raking in tonnes of cash...he answers - 'tunajaribu tu' to the question of how well business is doing.
Always says they are “broke” – meaning he has millions but will not spend on luxuries like a new sofa set but will buy mugunda worth millions in a second ; Must always buy a pick up in their lifetime even though they live in the city and have no interest in farming;
Idea of a hot date is a chemsha /choma base with a hard bench in inda/Kenyatta mkt/ ngara/kiamaiko Doesn’t drink coffee/ go to java though they plant coffee in hectares in shuggz Does not use funky names for his business. Njugunas, Gicheris, Kamaus , Wa Mwangi , Wa Peter, Waitherero, etc will do just fine. A version involving his names and spouses will be fine as well; Muthokam Enterprises (Muthoni-Kamau), Jokabi Butchery (John-Nyokabi).
Their Women like to refer themselves as 'Mama njeri, Mama Ken, Mama Shiku, Mama Waithera' etc during an introduction, instead of 'Mrs Kamau, Mrs Otieno, Mrs Nyachae or Mrs Kinyua.' Reference to the husband is usually kept at the periphery. Or the new upgrade 'Wa Ken' Wa Njeri' Wa Shiro'
All Kikuyus named Kamau have another name to disambiguate: Kamau Mbeca, Kamau makanika, Kamau wa premio, Kamau wa ngūkū, Kamau waa Mwangi, Kamau wa thimū, Kamau wa camera, Kamau wa buroti, Kamau mwarimo, Kamau wa bisha.. Kamau fetinari .kamau kabugugi,Kamau wa mboco,Kamau wa redio, Kamau ndongomothi Kamau wa gucora . .
Doesn't understand why everybody doesn't speak gikuyu and is disappointed they can't stand hearing speak roundly to his friend (on the phone, in hospital, in the Indian Ocean, in Plaistow)...
Doesn't buy mercedes, he buys a probox and a pickup.
Tuesday, August 30, 2011
In Pictures - Zimbabwe Ministers to undergo Circumcision
Research indicates male circumcisions can help prevent infections of HIV, the virus that causes AIDS.
According to Thokozani Khupe, quoted in the Zimbabwe state-run Sunday Mail newspaper, all men in the 150-member parliament and all male councilors in urban and rural councils should also undergo the minor operation.
‘All the ministers should go for the exercise if our aims of reducing the spread of HIV and AIDS are to be translated into reality. As leaders in government, we should lead by example,’ she said.
Zimbabwe is one of 13 countries in East and Southern Africa participating in a 2.5 billion dollar programme to circumcise 38 million men – 80 percent of the male population under 49 years old – over the next 15 years.
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I mean the tale..
I wish we could do without the head
He failed
whole Africa is corrupt.
just like you. you cock eating whiteshite fag.
just like you then. You cock eating white shite faggot.Ha Ha Ha
Ask Google about what is entails to be a DBA. You have to be very very sharp which av bn all my life.
Do you have a Degree? I have several of them in computer sciences n I read to get them. I can program a computer to read. How possible is it that i can't read myself? Or in your country blind men can lead other blinds? I took offense with you implying we aren't civilized.
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man shut the fuck up...if u were one of them and riding in one of those cars..you would do the same so stop acting like people's survivor and acting hard on youtube..if u really wanna change shits then go out and help
ppl who whine on internet can never bring change in country
Your intellect is lacking as is your sense of history , you are proabably very young and a victim of your education and or lack of.. and probably never served the country or your community .. so typical of a uyoung person ill educated by leftist Professors if you don't like it here LEAVE , go to Cuba.
It's funny how you can't spell. LOL
at 0:50 i thought that was the entire motorcade
until i saw the mercedes ;)